Hips
I know this might be a controversial topic, but the content that follows is my opinion and should not be taken as an attack on the female form.
Since moving to Brisbane 5 years ago, I’ve had the pleasure to observe, admire and drool over some seriously gorgeous female bits. By this I’m referring to a nicely curved – shaped butt, luscious lips, legs that have the perfect shape and go on forever and of course boobs – breasts that are unbelievably inviting.
It is really great living in Brisbane – everyday I get to see at least one beautiful woman. If I get to see a blond, all I need is a glimpse of a nipple to know if she is a real blond or a fake. Real blond nipples are pink in color while brunette nipples are browner. Living with two women and then again with another two women has been an education 
But…
I have to navigate my way through the city every day of the week, and as regular as clockwork, I get stonewalled behind a woman or two or three.
Now it is a known fact that women are unable to walk straight – they’re always drifting this way then that way and then there’s the sudden stop for no apparent reason. (In a rush, I almost rear-end a woman when she stopped suddenly!!!)
Easy. I just walk in the opposite direction to get around this female obstruction.
Complicating this is being stuck behind two women. Slipping around this obstruction requires a gear change.
Now we add handbags and the back-up handbags.
Suddenly the zig-zag female walk is covering a meter to the left and another meter to the right.
Initially I figured the sweeper arms were for balance – assuming she had a top heavy rack aggravated by the handbags.
Unfortunately, this is not true.
Women who are not well endowed and not carrying handbags still swing there arms sideways.
It took over a month of observation, sidewalk traffic congestion and dozens of female forms to formulate this measurable law of motion.
Whilst walking behind and admiring the curves wiggling and gyrating, measure the width of her hips with your eye.
Touching would be inappropriate ;-(
Now if her butt is 36 cm wide, take 36 cm from her spine to the left and 36cm right. This 72cm range is the bare minimum arm swing radius.
Adding handbags add further offsets to the arm swinging.
If you’re having a really bad day and she is C++ top heavy, the arms have to compensate for the shift in weight as the jugs swing this way and then that way.
Before commenting, take the time to admire and observe the female physique in motion.
