It’s Sunday afternoon and you’re sitting on the deck minding your business reading a stock market self help guide book.

Hopefully the share market wisdom buried somewhere within the text and tutorials will give you all the answers you need to hopefully dig yourself out of the short selling financial stock market hole you successfully and skillfully dug for yourself.

Then without warning a dark and somewhat sinister shadow blasts past within inches of your sensitive sun baked head.

Within a split second not only has your financially sensitive heart missed a couple beats, you’ve also lost your stock market guide book page !!! CPR has hit rock bottom – liquidated.

As with the herd mentality, financial ruin should be shared – CEO’s excluded

Seriously peeved, you look for somebody to blame.

Before my eyes a Brush Turkey had landed and started destroying a newly planted spring herb collection.

Backyard brush turkey in Brisbane

Not only does the stock market have damaging inconsiderate financially destroying wildlife, so too does my Brisbane backyard. Within minutes, this turkey had scratched a hole that made the domestic dog bone burying skills seem amateurish.

Damaging video evidence is included here.

Whilst I might have lost my bookmark in the turmoil – at least this turkey didn’t hide in the boardroom – deserves to live another day – escaping the dinner plate.

How about a well stuffed Bear Stearns – grilled just right ?

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